First of all, Cameron Douglas is a just a mess.  Douglas, son of actor Michael Douglas, was arrested back in late July on charges of dealing meth in New York City.  Son of the same Michael Douglas that stared as the  “drug czar” on the hit Oscar winning film “Traffic.”

So there he is in court when wiz kid girlfriend Kelly attempts to slip him heroine by hiding it inside an electric toothbrush.

I mean look at the photos of my buddy Cameron.  He just looks like he’s up to no good.  Nothing good can come of a white guy with his shorts sagging that low.